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the-sarcastic-robot:

drugs-in-ur-coffee:

selfish-cunts:

dqdbpb:

angelina jolie’s daughter

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and gwen stefani’s son

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both so cute 

Parenting done right

ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?

I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life. 

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wrasslers:

do you wanna look like this skeleton

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or THIS skeleton?

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drink a milk kids

(Source: hirookigoto, via swanofmischief)

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ilovett:

ashagreyioy:

when people are pushing ur buttons and ur just like “how am i gonna be a hufflepuff about this”

was I supposed to sing that to the tune of pompeii? because that’s what happened

(Source: barbhenrickson, via swanofmischief)

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llirry:

defcliff0rd:

i’m sorry but if you honestly believe that racism against white people doesn’t exist and sexism against men doesn’t exist than you can just send me a shitty message now and unfollow me to get it over with because that’s wrong

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ruinedchildhood:

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

(Source: notintheloop, via pizza)

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lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami, via thetrickstersgoodboy)

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factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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